Day 21 Post Vaccine

Can 2021 Give Me an Effing Break?

The first shot made me really sick, and now I have to get the other one. I’m gonna die after my second. Tell my family that I love them, and that the only way to save me is to get another cat, and pizza. Lots and lots of pizza.

All I can do is trust that the universe isn’t going to murder me.

Send pizza.